Jonathon's Closet

Saturday, October 14, 2006

This Week's "Bloopers" - aka The Idiot Awards

“Cocaine”, a new energy drink - What an odd name for a product - it's like calling it 'the illegal drug drink'. Must be trying to market it to stupid kids, 'cause it's the most idiotic thing I've seen in a long time - MORONS!

E L Swim Team – ok, so we won the first 23 out of 26 events. Yeah, they were getting clobbered. But THEY LEFT! I mean, they just walked out – the whole team – without saying a word – and there were still 5 events (relays) left. Oh yeah, good job E L coaches and parents – quite a sportsmanship lesson for your team – DUH!

STUPID Drivers - who are supposed to be adults but act like children. You know, they tailgate and weave in and out of traffic and cut people off. And drive like they “just have to be first”! And of course are too stupid to learn – unless somebody gets killed probably. Even then, these immature jerks will still probably blame someone else! (and adults think that teenagers are bad – well if we are, YOU’re who’s teaching us!)



  • Are you sure Jonathon wrote this?! LOL!!!
    Ya, Cocaine for the name of a drink that will probably be targeted towards teenage males is totally ridiculous! I haven't heard of anything so dumb in a long time.
    Take care, Hon! Hope that swimming is going good!

    By Blogger Chaos Mommy, at 6:38 PM  

  • Peggie,
    The dumb jocks and the stoners will buy it, if it ever comes here. But the student athletes sure won't!

    By Blogger kateandjona, at 7:19 PM  

  • Great post Jonathan.

    Sam did his first Swim Meet on Saturday. He placed second twice and once third. I enjoyed it although it seemed like organized caios. LOL I can't beleive that team walked out. Not very good sportsmen. They are teaching them bad morals. I am glad that your team won.

    I hear you with the drivers. I can't stand the way people drive. It makes me so mad and I will not be letting Sam drive in a hurry.

    Anyway Jonathan have a great rest of your Sunday.

    Take care xx

    By Blogger Britmum, at 9:09 AM  

  • Good post! I can't believe the team walked out!! Not a good role model for the swimmers.

    By Blogger Julie, at 2:10 PM  

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